Sorry!

So, Jay turned into a Gozarutchi and DIED. I have never had the ID-L die, just run away. Then, The battery DIED. And, I gave up. Whoops.


Anyway, started it up again three days ago. I have Agetchi (who is super terrifying) shes an adult. Tomorrow she gets her final happy stamp and then the next day, She will marry. So, Yay!

Here's Agetchi.

See? Her eyes are soo... AGGHHHH!!

Woah, Think before you say. You could really hurt someone's feelings!
My sincere apologies...
Oh well. She gets:
One stamp from the fruit bowl at the cafe
The second comes from the tiara
and the third comes from the purse.

Stats:
3 Y/O
15g
1gen
13435 gotchi
Thats it!
Bye!

Day 2

Olo!
Olo?
Yes.
Ok, then! So when I woke up this morning Jay had poop on the floor.
Well, Its not my fault you don't wake up at 7:00 am!
Then, I worked him really hard trying to get his weight down. Now he weighs a mere 6g!

Stat screens.
Now that I'm not fat, the ladies are going to love me even more.
What Ladies?
The ones at Donut Park, the ones that admire me at the restraint, you know, the ladies!
Ok, then! Moving on. Today I am going to take you to The park!
K.

 NOOOO LAAADDDDIIIEEEESSSS???????? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEE??
Chill. Out. Now.
Kay.



One hour later.....
Hey! Guess what? I was reading the Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis and Jay beeped at me!
Sooooo Exciting! I was hungry.
Not only that, but when I exited the food menu, you were doing the potty dance! And I caught you on the potty!!
Yippee. Thanks for talking the world I can't go sit on a duck by myself.

So its been like ten minutes and I just blew all of my gotchi.

Yep.
#YOLO. Now feed me.

Spoiled Rotten.

Four hours later,
So at church I got him on the toilet 3 times! I fed him when he totally embarrassed me during the middle of prayer. Sooooo loud!! Anyway, I was tossing homemade salad when I heard the evolving beep! Jay is a....... Drumroll...... A BABE! Wrong...... A.... Hanikamitchi!! Exactly as planned, AND perfect care!!

Sooooo Awesome!!
Well, Duh! No tama with a face like mine can have a life that goes wrong!
Your face is actually pretty terrifying.
You will pay for that ignorant comment...... SOON! *Sulks away suspiciously*
Well, I am waaaayyyy excited about this! Summer was successful up to this point though, so I'm just a bit worried. But I have got to keep my hopes up! Anyway, I am going back to school tomorrow and hopefully I will still be able to post daily and execute successful Tama Sneaks! Thanks for viewing, and goodb- *gets pelted with taco* OUCH! Hey, what the heck is going on? *Taco lands on head* Ack! *tacos fall everywhere* WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON??

ITS RAINING TACOS!
AGGGGHHHHHHAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHARRRRGGGGH HHH SOME ONE HEEEELLLLP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!
MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
WE WILL BE BACK TOMORROW!! THANKS FOR VEIW- *taco hits publish*

Jay can Talk!

IMMMM AWAAAKKKKEEE!!!
IMMMMMMM DIIIIRRRTTYYYYY!!!
IMMMM HUUUNNNGGGGRRRRYYYYY!!!
MYYYYY FRIEND LEVEL IS LOOOWWWW!!!

Jay, shut up!! Wait, Jay?
YES! FIX ME!!
Ok, Hold it!
*Takes Pictures*
Ok, I get it. You're gonna take pictures of me instead of saving my life!!
Yes!

I... AM... HOOOOOTTTTTT! Even covered in dirt! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
............................
Uh, ok. Lets play a game. Hamburger!
No... RUN AND JUMP!!
Hamburger!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Ok, run and jump it is!

 



Ok. I tried a video. I failed, but oh well. I tried again, success!

Took that long enough. What does a Kaubotchi have to do to earn a killing around here?

Nothing! I do everything for you!

Whatever. Bathtime, Now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Yessssssss. Now I look even Hotter.

 

Ok, I am going to exercise you, and show your stats. Bye for now!

 

Jay Evolved!

Hey all, I guess I will be following my Second Route Because Jay is a Kaubotchi!!

 

Yep! Now he can talk! But...... he is sleeping. So, it might be a while.

 

Stats!







sorry, that's impossible to read. Ah well. He's fat. When Jay wakes up, we will go play hamburger. Kind of ironic, since Hamburgers are super fattening.
Bye!

Route, Status Update

I fed Him again, Missed two poops. :( I can't time it right! Oh well. His name is Jay, I think. I have chosen the characters I want him to be!

First Choice: from Nittobotchi he evolves into Furutsupantchi then into Happabouyachi and then finally into Sunopotchi.

ACK! He was taking a nap, he is now awake and hungry. I fed him.

 

Now, he has pooped on the floor, and is sick. It is taking two clovers to cure him.

Now, he is hungry again! Argh!!!!

It should only be a little before he evolves!

Anyway,

 

Second Route: From Nittobochi to Kaubotchi to Hanikamitchi and finally to Kuromametchi.

See you when he evolves!

New Year, New Tama

Hey all! Jasper was lost when the batteries died. I accidently hit reset. Its been a long time! However, I have a new Tama Now!! Pictures!!

 Me resetting.....

 Nittobotchi. Just Like Jasper. First Meal.....

 Then it was snowing. I Fed him again and he pooped on the floor. I just fed him.

So, he got sick just now. I am waiting for the Potty Dance.

I fed him again. Hungry Beast!!
More poop!!! Agggghhhh!! He will go again at 3:55.
I'm Going to go now. See you in an hour!!