Olo?
Yes.
Ok, then! So when I woke up this morning Jay had poop on the floor.
Well, Its not my fault you don't wake up at 7:00 am!
Then, I worked him really hard trying to get his weight down. Now he weighs a mere 6g!
Now that I'm not fat, the ladies are going to love me even more.
What Ladies?
The ones at Donut Park, the ones that admire me at the restraint, you know, the ladies!
Ok, then! Moving on. Today I am going to take you to The park!
K.
Chill. Out. Now.
Kay.
One hour later.....
Hey! Guess what? I was reading the Cheesy Noodle Log of Tamagotchis and Jay beeped at me!
Sooooo Exciting! I was hungry.
Not only that, but when I exited the food menu, you were doing the potty dance! And I caught you on the potty!!
Yippee. Thanks for talking the world I can't go sit on a duck by myself.
So its been like ten minutes and I just blew all of my gotchi.
#YOLO. Now feed me.
Spoiled Rotten.
Four hours later,
So at church I got him on the toilet 3 times! I fed him when he totally embarrassed me during the middle of prayer. Sooooo loud!! Anyway, I was tossing homemade salad when I heard the evolving beep! Jay is a....... Drumroll...... A BABE! Wrong...... A.... Hanikamitchi!! Exactly as planned, AND perfect care!!
Well, Duh! No tama with a face like mine can have a life that goes wrong!
Your face is actually pretty terrifying.
You will pay for that ignorant comment...... SOON! *Sulks away suspiciously*
Well, I am waaaayyyy excited about this! Summer was successful up to this point though, so I'm just a bit worried. But I have got to keep my hopes up! Anyway, I am going back to school tomorrow and hopefully I will still be able to post daily and execute successful Tama Sneaks! Thanks for viewing, and goodb- *gets pelted with taco* OUCH! Hey, what the heck is going on? *Taco lands on head* Ack! *tacos fall everywhere* WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON??
ITS RAINING TACOS!
AGGGGHHHHHHAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHARRRRGGGGH HHH SOME ONE HEEEELLLLP MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!
MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
WE WILL BE BACK TOMORROW!! THANKS FOR VEIW- *taco hits publish*
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